Smart Quotes

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

I only do what my gut tells me to. I think it's smart to listen to other people's advice, but at the end of the day, you're the only one who can tell you what's right for you.

I wasn't a smart kid in terms of numbers, but, I told them, 'I'm a thoughtful, responsible guy.'

This is a tricky domain because, unlike simple arithmetic, to solve a calculus problem - and in particular to perform integration - you have to be smart about which integration technique should be used: integration by partial fractions, integration by parts, and so on.

It's very hard for a man to ask questions about sex. The smart ones do.

I don't think that strategically it is smart to begin cutting your options when the other side does not move at all.

None of us is as smart as all of us.

Rather than lose the public because television is here, wouldn't it be smart to adopt television as our instrument?

You're looking for players whose name on the front of the sweater is more important than the one on the back. I look for these players to play hard, to play smart and to represent their country.

We're all human beings, but some of us are more sophisticated at covering our flaws. We're just smart enough to lie to ourselves that everything is OK.

As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of.

The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Today, President Obama is making smart investments in clean energy - wind, solar, biofuels - as part of an all-of-the-above energy strategy that supports thousands of jobs, not in the Middle East, but in the Midwest.

Widowhood had done nothing to curb my smart mouth. So much for diplomacy.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

I'm an optimist in the sense that I believe humans are noble and honorable, and some of them are really smart. I have a very optimistic view of individuals.

I'm a smart girl.

I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimately is about teamwork.

People are complex. You can be smart and still look hot. You can be a punk rocker yet have a refined vocabulary. It's all about this mashup that makes us who we are and I think that's a beautiful thing.

I don't waste money on smart, expensive clothes.

I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No one's more feminist than me, but you don't have to look as if you don't give a - you know. You can be smart, bright, and attractive aesthetically to others - and to yourself.