Sleep Quotes

We are not hypocrites in our sleep.

For a man who has done his natural duty, death is as natural as sleep.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.

Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep.

He that is thy friend indeed, he will help thee in thy need: if thou sorrow, he will weep; if you wake, he cannot sleep; thus of every grief in heart he with thee doth bear a part.

Indolence is the sleep of the mind.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep.

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.

I don't even like to sleep - I feel as if there's too much to do.

I don't think a director should have any kids. I don't even think it's good for your physical health. Even guys in their 30s look exhausted because directors never get enough sleep. What I do is stressful enough.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

Sleep is very precious to me. I love to sleep.

Actually I ran away from school when I was 13. No one could find me, and the police were called. I was just hiding in a little thicket of grass at my school, and went to sleep.

You know I used to sit there and I'd go outside and play ball and everything, but now in my free time I just kind of lay back and relax because this atmosphere is so busy and stressful, so anytime I can sleep, you'd best believe I'm sleepin'.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

When there is a psyche-disrupting event in your life, it can prevent you from getting the long blocks of sleep at night that are so important to healthy aging.

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it.

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

It was an hour and a half plane ride, so I slept. I try to sleep because that's probably the only time I get to get my real sleep. When I can't sleep I read books or watch movies.

But for the first time in many years, I get to sleep in my own bed every night. I haven't done that, literally, in years. It seems like such a small thing, but it is so nice.

My worst habit is whistling while I sleep.

I say, you work eight hours, and you sleep eight hours - be sure they're not the same eight hours.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

I need about three seats lengthwise to sleep on a plane. It's not easy for me to curl up.