Show Quotes

I thought even if the show only lasted a year, it would be fun.

So, the international community are all the countries that are important: the United States definitely everywhere; the European Union because it is very important, and also, they do show a great deal of international responsibility; and then the local players.

I did this TV show, which was my first job ever. It wasn't a real acting part. It was like this promo for this sitcom and the main actress was meeting three different real people and then she was going to decide who was going to be on the episode.

I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.

If you create a good story that has a lot of story value... I think audiences like that. It's why they stick with the same TV show over and over.

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

When you're a child, no matter if you're doing show business or sports or school or anything, you just want to make the adults happy.

Pakistan's being an ally and helping the United States, we ought to show Pakistan that we are appreciative for the help that's been extended.

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

We're very proud to be part of the eurozone. But this comes with obligations and it is crucial we show the world we can live up to those obligations.

I feel real ownership in this show. I feel very invested in it. I care very much about it. I don't feel any more like a hired hand, you know? It's a strange feeling - I feel personally responsible for how the story goes. What happens. What the weaknesses are. And so in a way, some of the changes gave me an opportunity to have a voice in a different way.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?

The good thing about 'Have I Got News For You' is it's a compact show but it still gives everyone space to breathe, and everyone always gets a chance to say something if they want to. It's a very difficult show to dominate, and guests who come on and dominate always fall foul.

The big fish run the show. I'm a middle fish, but there are small fish that are poisonous.

I got good notice from that show, and on the last day of filming Townies, Twentieth Century Fox called wanting to meet with me about a development deal.

In the meantime, I just have to create those realistic goals about the fact that I don't have a ton of options as an actor who's been on a science fiction show for 8 years.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

I didn't have to wait six years to get my show on the air, worry that someone else had a similar idea, or wait around for notes that took my voice out of the show.

I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.

Now, at this point, I can wrestle, I can go out there and cut an entertaining promo, I can also do the backstage stuff... and if you can contribute more to the show, you have more staying power.

No gentleman can be without three copies of a book: one for show, one for use, and one for borrowers.

Though I was excited about the Sojourner Truth play, it was not reassuring to think that my entire future might depend on the success of that one show.

As soon as you become complacent your show gets canceled.

Right after 'Desperate' sold to China, we were the most watched show around the world at the time. That's really something great to be a part of.

You write with ease to show your breeding, but easy writing's curst hard reading.

I decided to retire from show business at the age of 17, because I didn't like it a bit.

When I was a rapper, the groupies didn't have to try too hard with me. Just show up at the hotel.

I made a photograph of a garden in Kyoto, the Zen garden, which is a rectangle. But a photograph taken from any one point will not show, well it shows a rectangle, but not with ninety degree angles.