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Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.

To re-live these characters would be wonderful, because I know when the show ends it will be huge mourning process.

I found that a bit unfair. However, I did feel quite liberated when I left. I'm very grateful to the show - it revived a flagging career, but I'm glad to be away from it now.

You show up in Paris, and on the drive from the airport to the hotel you're like, 'This is so cool! I want to see something! I want to go to the Eiffel Tower!' And then you leave the next morning. You think, Oh, I didn't get to do anything. I tell people: I've been just about everywhere, but I've seen nothing.

Being on Ozzfest has been a great way for us to break out and show metal fans that we have a heavy side.

Basically, I was a freak show. This kid with this big old voice. I was a travelling freak.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I've made out more this season on a family-friendly show than ever in my actual life.

Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!

Facebook says, 'Privacy is theft,' because they're selling your lack of privacy to the advertisers who might show up one day.

People are so helpful. People will stop what they're doing to show you something, to walk with you through a section of the town, or explain how a suspension bridge really works.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

It doesn't need to be a No 1 show, it just needs to be good.