Show Quotes

Certainly there's got to be a little bit of reality show fatigue happening.

When I'm working in America, I wake up with an American accent and stay with it all day till makeup comes off. I just want everyone to be at ease, and not have the show's creators think, 'Oh my god, he's so English, why did we hire him?'

There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.

I feel like I won the Lotto, as far as that show's concerned.

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

President Obama is making the tough decisions to get our country going in the right direction, has taken our economy from job losses to 15 straight months of job gains, cut taxes 26 times, and focused like a laser on getting the middle class back on its feet while those campaigning to replace him have failed to show they can lead on these issues.

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I've always despised old people. I got angry at my father when he began to show signs of age.

I used to be a mean maniac. Someone once threw a firecracker at a show and I jumped off the side of the stage and whacked 'em on the side of the head.

I showed people that it's not about guessing what people can do. It's about saying, 'Here, show me what you can do.'

In any story, the villain is the catalyst. The hero's not a person who will bend the rules or show the cracks in his armor. He's one-dimensional intentionally, but the villain is the person who owns up to what he is and stands by it.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

To live well is to work well, to show a good activity.

Before you approach a production entity or even a potential producer, you should write up a treatment and register your show with the Writers Guild of America.

I didn't want to do a zoo show. I didn't want to do a study of someone with mental illness. I just wanted to show someone who was trying to live their life.

Here before us was sufficient evidence to show that it really was an entrance to a tomb, and by the seals, to all outward appearances that it was intact.

I'd want to read the stories that I'd written, I'd want to show the drawings that I made. That was just purely natural. So I knew I wanted to go into the arts in some way and that I'd want to show that work in some way.

When I was a kid, I never saw a puppet show. I never played with puppets or had any interest in them.

I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for an awards show.

When I left the show, the fans were so amazing in terms of the outpouring of support and continued support all that time whatever ways they could be in touch with me.

Mistakes show us what we need to learn.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

You're a hundred percent correct about our show being tops in quality.

So yeah, I play the piano for most of the show, but I like rock and roll.

I'm not used to introspection. I've never lingered on my feelings. The show must go on.

In my first year at drama school, I did this kids' show called 'Let's See.'

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.

The entire season, the show had never been aired for more than three weeks. You can't get an audience that way. They would never promo the show for the next week.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.