Show Quotes

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.

I think scars are like battle wounds - beautiful, in a way. They show what you've been through and how strong you are for coming out of it.

There should be a background check every time a firearm is transferred. You shouldn't be able to go to a gun show and buy guns without a background check. There are Internet gun sales, classified ads in the newspapers - and you can buy guns without background checks.

There's only so much you can do with an attorney on a show that's about New York policemen.

And we... right from moment one, we were always kinda up against the wall a little bit when it came to the future of the show. There were always rumors.

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

A movie that gets a PG-13 rating can show someone running down a street killing 27 people. And there are no repercussions.

If it weren't for radio programs like 'The George Jarkesy Show,' no one would know about 'The Amateur'.

Believe it or not, perhaps I don't show it much, or well, but I think I like people.

Like everybody in show business, you think you're going to wake up one day, and it's all going to be taken away from you. I think we all share an insecurity in that way, everybody in show business - the ones I talk to, anyway.

Somebody must show that the Afro-American race is more sinned against than sinning, and it seems to have fallen upon me to do so.

It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.

I think especially with the Internet and the amount of reality shows that are going on, there's no way to keep a secret anymore, so I try to let my project be as much as reality show as I can allow it to be.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I started radio in 1950 on the Lone Ranger radio program, a dramatic show that emanated from Detroit when I was 18 years old and just beginning college. I did that for a couple of years.

You feel yourself working to show something. I've learned to distrust that feeling.

The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.

It's important to show that, while authorizing the demonstrations and promoting diversity of opinion, the Republic can't allow itself to be undermined from within.

What I realized was how difficult an hour show is and how miserable you can be if you're not happy doing it.

I was always in plays at school and in school concerts - you could say I liked to show off.

We host some trips all over the world. We go to Alaska. We go to Mexico. We're going to Venezuela in December. We've been to Russia, all in conjunction with the radio show.

One of the things about leadership is that you've got to show up. And if you want to be president of the United States you've got to make a case to the American people that Barack Obama needs to be dismissed from his position.

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.

Daily life shouldn't be a fashion show all the time.

I feel that, at this point in my career, I don't want to do another television show. I don't want to do a film.

It's so great to show up at work and truly enjoy every word you say.

I was a guy who abandoned a TV show. I didn't care about people.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.