Show Quotes

When my TV show, 'Sports Jobs with Junior Seau,' assigned me to be a 'Sports Illustrated' reporter for a weekend, I didn't realize I'd have to squeeze it in around another sports job. I had planned to retire from the NFL to enjoy the cushy lifestyle of a full-time reality TV star, but I wound up getting run over by a bull.

Nowadays, there are sometimes more producers than there are people in the cast, because it takes that much money to put a show on.

I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.

I believe that the fight against crime starts in the home. Parents must take responsibility for their children and show them love and guidance from an early age so they learn to respect the rights of others.

Life goes on pretty much the same way. I've been working on a couple of films on the side. You may see some more. You may even see another television show.

My parents were very supportive. They went to every show. And they never told me not to do what I was doing.

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

I prefer to connect with fans from the stage. Like, I don't have a Twitter page, or anything like that. So for me, that's what the show is about. For me - is a way to interact with fans; being up onstage and showing them, through music - which is all I really know - the best way to say thank you.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

To sum up, there is no evidence that a world without nuclear weapons would be a dangerous world. On the contrary, it would be a safer world, as I will show later.

I remember my first show was a live TV show in Ireland, and I was just petrified. It was horrific.

Well, we're in show business, and I have been making a living in this business a long time and inevitably it means taking what it is that you've done and hopefully you're showing it to a lot of people who like it.

My twin in the show is Molly Stanton who is so sweet and great and she is totally different from me.

Frank was the BOSS and was not open to anything that was not from his head. There were no arguments about music because if you did, he would show you where the door was. Period.

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

And the relationships that happen become so intense, deep, involved and complex and really hard to say goodbye to. The hardest part of the show is saying goodbye when it's all done. It really breaks you.

A Democrat has to show the toughness to govern. People don't doubt that Republicans will be tough.

I'm celebrating my 40th year in show business this year.

If I went in to pitch this show to a network, I would be laughed out of the room.

I always think of the live show first, where the song is gonna go in the show. That's why they aren't sad songs. When I play, I want to make people happy, not sad. It's such a pleasure for me to do what I do, and I want other people to feel some form of that pleasure, too.

The fans have been really incredible everywhere we've been. You want to make sure you put on the best concert of your life to show them how appreciative you are.

Why does an iPhone cost only a couple hundred dollars? Because, as the stage performer Mike Daisey depicted in an arresting one-man show called 'The Agony and Ecstasy of Steve Jobs,' Apple's shiniest products are made by a shadowy company in China called Foxconn.

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love it if people liked it.

Yeah, there was a six-year period where I was pretty much done with show business. During college and then for about two years after college.

So, the international community are all the countries that are important: the United States definitely everywhere; the European Union because it is very important, and also, they do show a great deal of international responsibility; and then the local players.

I came from a real working-class show business family.

Children are easily influenced, and I always want to do things I can be proud to show my kids someday.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

I would love it if every talk show let me say whatever I pleased.