Sarcastic Quotes

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.

I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.