Pretend Quotes

I can't pretend to be objective when it comes to service or sacrifice.

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

When you go to auditions, pretend you already have the job and you're just presenting - almost like you're at the table read. Don't go in with an air of, 'Please like me,' or, 'Please hire me.' You're like, 'Here's my take on it. Take it or leave it. I've got a lot of other things to do today.'

You can't really pretend something is rosier than it is and expect people to buy it.

I'm crazy, and I don't pretend to be anything else.

I get to pretend I'm flying into space, and hang out with my friends. That's what I do for a living.

I live for my work, apart from my family who come first. And I live to tell stories and pretend to be other people, it's something I've been doing since I was 3 years old. Maybe it's because I'm intrinsically bored with myself, and I find other people more interesting.

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

A friend of mine has a house with a basketball court and a pool. The guys go over and play basketball; I lie by the pool and nap in the sun. That defines me. That's consistent with who I am. I don't pretend to play basketball because I wanna feel like one of the guys. I wanna lie in the sun and relax.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.

Whoever you pretend to be, you must face yourself eventually.

The difference between the extras here and in France is the French extras read books. Actually, they hide the book and pretend that they're acting. Here, you can see everybody wants his break.

I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

My husband acts and I have such respect for those that do it well, that I wouldn't even try to pretend I can act.

Any glamorous moment you might mistake me for having is always pretend.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

But they are not going to take on Big Oil because Big Oil is very generous at campaign time, and this is all about the elections. They want to pretend that they are doing something meaningful.

I kind of realize that I have a tendency to choose the kind of films I watched when I was a kid and would go home and pretend with my friends that we were in those movies after we saw them.

I pretend something scary is in front of me.

I do not pretend to write much of a letter. You know under what circumstances I am writing.

I ended up gettin' a little Gibson amp and a bass, because of Gene Simmons of Kiss. Myself and three other kids would pretend to be Kiss - I liked Gene the best.

I wanted to be left alone to live my life, so it was very easy for people to pretend that they were me.

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.

I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.

But we try to pretend, you see, that the external world exists altogether independently of us.

Because Katrina put it out there, no one can play the pretend game anymore that there isn't poverty and inequality in this country. The Millions More Movement - Katrina gives it added significance.

Winter testing is essential but there comes a point where you have had enough of all the rehearsals and the pretend racing. You just want to get down to the real action.

You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.