Pie Quotes

As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel.

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of muscular structure work, which is toning, realigning and lengthening. If I'm prepping for something or I've been eating a lot of pie, I do two hours a day, six days a week for two weeks.

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.

I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps I'm not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie.

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die.

When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them.

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.

Violence against women is as American as apple pie.

A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

People are afraid, and when people are afraid, when their pie is shrinking, they look for somebody to hate. They look for somebody to blame. And a real leader speaks to anxiety and to fear and allays those fears, assuages anxiety.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.