Pie Quotes

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies. Now I really like it.

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful.

The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.

Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.

I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie - which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table - is the most important challenge facing our country today.

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

I did, although I didn't read from page 1 to page 187 but I read chunks of it. I did a little bit of science when I was in the university so I was able to understand the graphs and pie charts and stuff like that. It was extremely dry.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.

As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel.

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.

Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.