Married Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now.

Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor.

Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.

However, when my parents married in 1945, China was in turmoil and the possibility of returning grew increasingly remote, and they decided to begin their family in the United States.

This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes - it liberates young women to pursue married men.

And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.

I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage.

But I have a good life. I enjoy what I do. I am married to work.

I spent a lot of time in churches. If you go to a synagogue, someone is always asking if you're alone, if you're married. In a church, in a hundred years no one would ask.

We were married in Capri almost two years ago and we have made a pact with each other to visit the beautiful island and the church where we were married every year for the rest of our lives.

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.