Married Quotes

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to get married!

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they?

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

My father's sister never married in order to raise me.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

I've been married four times and caused a great deal of hurt and upset around me.

One fool at least in every married couple.

At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.

You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.

I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.

I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place.

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.

I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships.

It's been very hard, after being mostly a mom, to develop an adult life of my own. And not being married anymore, I have to come up with challenges.

I'm this high school dropout. I quit in my sophomore year, when I was 15. I worked for a while in a deli, and when I was almost 17, I got married.

OMG, I am a married woman!

I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the other sympathizes.

The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.