Lie Quotes

There is no lie that a man will not believe; and there is no man who does not believe many lies; and there is no man who believes only lies.

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

We all lie to each other, present some sort of front.

The hope of a new politics does not lie in formulating a left-wing reply to the right-it lies in rejecting conventional political categories.

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Similarly, only people as misanthropic as myself can be counted on not to have to lie to others, since we have the unique luxury of not caring what sort of opinions others formulate about us.

In Sleep we lie all naked and alone, in Sleep we are united at the heart of night and darkness, and we are strange and beautiful asleep; for we are dying the darkness and we know no death.

But the important thing is to lie down and fall asleep. That little nap means you wake up fresh again and can continue.

They always say that jazz doesn't sell, but it's a lie, because it does sell, and it sells consistently year in and year out.

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up, I knew when I got into the box that I would lie! Again!

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single fact. Every man is born under the yoke, and grows up beneath the oppressions of his age.

In politics, yesterday's lie is attacked only to flatter today's.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Despite what anti-aging ads say, growing older can be better. I feel better in my skin, 100 percent. You have greater effects of gravity, but the better sense of yourself you have is something I wouldn't trade. Women who lie about their age - 'why?'

We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.

I refuse to lie to children.

After filming I like to go home and lie down with my daughter and have a glass of wine so I don't really socialize with the other actors.

If you tell a lie to make a person better, then that is not a sin.

In almost every interview someone asks what does HIM stand for. I can't even remember our latest lie about that. When Hanson was hot, we said it means Hanson Is Murder. The name doesn't have a particular history. His Infernal Majesty was a totally different band. I think HIM derives from some death metal joke.

It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life does not lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy of life lies in having no goal to reach.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The public weal requires that men should betray, and lie, and massacre.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

The advantage does lie with us because we're at home and if we can't motivate ourselves for this match then we can't motivate ourselves for any match. I think the crowd will be up for it as well.

When we don't have information, we go to the simplest outlook, to black and white. But then we have to lie to ourselves. Black is never as black as you're painting it and white is never as white.

You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.