Laziest Quotes

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.

I am the worlds laziest writer.

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.