Laugh Quotes

Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her - for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys.

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.

Nobody can deny but religion is a comfort to the distressed, a cordial to the sick, and sometimes a restraint on the wicked; therefore whoever would argue or laugh it out of the world without giving some equivalent for it ought to be treated as a common enemy.

And I always laugh at that, because I think I've always been doing what I want to do since Day 1.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Just look around; you can't help but laugh at something.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

It has not been an easy name, yet it has brought me many a laugh.

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.

Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can wear some of the weirdest things and be cool. If you believe in it, that's what makes it cool.

One of the things that comedy has given me over the years is a really good ability to laugh at myself and to not take things that don't matter too much too seriously. I feel that very little offends me anymore and I'm really grateful for that because I think I was a pretty uptight little kid.