Ketchup Quotes

The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than to see the face of a monster, which usually looks ridiculous, and where you know that the blood is ketchup.

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.