Humor Quotes

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a sense of humor, but they weren't quite sure if they liked me and they didn't know whether or not that I was sensitive.

Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.

Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn't normally try.

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.

I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They kind of keep each other honest, and they enjoy each other's sense of humor. Kind of a sexy but boring relationship.

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the client's quality world.

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

I've had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor.

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.

There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along.

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to my taste.

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.