Guy Quotes

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

Darren McCarty is a big video game guy, and he brings his systems with him on the road.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

Somewhere in my wildest childhood I must have done something right. Being able to make a boyhood dream come true is one thing, but to have a kid come along and thrill his dad like Brett Hull has thrilled me over his career is too much for one guy to handle.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

I'm used to being the big tough guy, the bodyguard type.

I have never done Cult TV before, the convention was good. It gives the fans a chance to meet the celebrities. Connect with the guy that used to be a bunch of coloured dots on your TV screen.

I'm a sentimental guy.

I love huge movies. Not sure I am the guy to make them, but you can rely on me being there watching them.

Every time you play a bad girl or guy in a movie, you really come from a place of pain.

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

I've always been an unselfish guy, and that's the only way I know how to play on the court and I try to play to the maximum of my ability - not only for myself but for my teammates.

It just makes that person feel that what his work is is going to be more valid. But who wants to see a guy standing in front, looking like a bum, doing something that a bums don't do? This don't make sense.

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

When we did the pilot, I sort of pictured this guy pirating a signal and then this story unfolding of him building this satellite and these robots and watching these bad movies.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, a guy from my home town, a dear friend who we just lost a couple of months ago.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself.

But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy.

My dad, he is such a soft man. Even if he has these opinions about my boyfriends, he will be the sweetest guy. He will make you feel like you're fascinating and awesome, even if he doesn't like you that much.

I'm not an easygoing guy as a director.

I'd love to play a villain in a movie, the kind of bad guy you would never think of me being able to play. Like most people, I have a darker side I'd like to explore onscreen.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes.

There's no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there'd be no challenge. Also, you'd feel inferior.

You would be amazed what the ordinary guy knows.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day.

I don't take reviews very seriously, but in their totality I think they are representative of how the audience feels, and of what their reaction is. There's always one guy who doesn't get it.