Fake Quotes

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better.

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.

Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and I'm open with my feelings.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.

You fake something until you're good at it.

When I was writing my column, I would almost always be recognized when I was in a restaurant, even if I was reviewing it and had booked under a fake name, so free stuff would start coming out of the kitchen on a conveyer belt, fantastic wines would be opened at my table. Now I can't even get a reservation on the pizza joint on the corner.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.

I feel like a lot of people think of Hollywood as being fake, but it's only perceived that way because it takes 10 people to make someone look the way that they do. In reality, they're there because they are doing what they're passionate about.

Many people think that buying a fake product is harmless, but counterfeiting is estimated to result in annual losses of over $20 billion dollars to American companies.

When newspapers started to publish the box office scores of movies, I was horrified. Those results are totally fake because they never include the promotion budget.

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.

I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about.

The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.

If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I try not to fake anything.

Well, you know, I have always had an issue with the whole weight thing with people in general because I happen to love how big women look. I mean, it's all a perspective. It's all an opinion, and I think sort of the Rubenesque, voluptuous body is a lot sexier than the boney bag of bones with fake everything.

I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.