Dog Quotes

When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

I rescued a dog. It was a beautiful.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

In most states, it's more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right now, there are more tigers in the state of Texas than in all of India.

What has happened to architecture since the second world war that the only passers-by who can contemplate it without pain are those equipped with a white stick and a dog?

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'.

Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.

Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink - such is the bravery of the dog and boar.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

But on the other hand, in the midst of the chaos, you find normal people. You find people who are willing to risk their lives to tell you what they saw, even though they have no dog in the fight.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.

Elizabeth's back at the red cross, and I'm walking the dog.

We don't have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in.

In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.

There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables. It's hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store.