Doctors Quotes

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.

But I enjoyed getting sick, I didn't mind it at all. So in that short amount of time, I did actually go from 121 right back up to 180, which is way too fast obviously. And that resulted in some doctors visits to get things sorted out.

Most allopathic doctors think practitioners of alternative medicine are all quacks. They're not. Often they're sharp people who think differently about disease.

Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside six percent. We educate the doctors, and then don't give 'em a green card.

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.

My doctors say I am very healthy.

What we have now is doctors who are actually better technically at what they're doing in their specialty than 30 or 40 years ago, but we lost the relationship, when the doctor would look people in the eye and say, 'I care about you. We can do this together.'

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.

The way most doctors practice medicine right now isn't working.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

The bottom line to this is, there are few doctors who have any expertise in chemical exposure.

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where I lost weight.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

We like security: we like the pope to be infallible in matters of faith, and grave doctors to be so in moral questions so that we can feel reassured.

I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending.

Among doctors in general, I think more than half support what I'm doing.

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

The type of leukemia that I am dealing with is treatable. So if I do what my doctors tell me to do - get my blood checked regularly, take my meds and consult with my doctor and follow any additional instructions he might make - I will be able to maintain my good health and live my life with a minimum of disruptions to my lifestyle.