Cow Quotes

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

On the farm, I had chores. I had a calf. We had a herd of cattle in the pasture. We'd go and get me a calf at a cow auction with Amish people, which I would raise. I gave it a bottle every day, in this cute little coop, like a giant dog coop almost. I've always been a big animal person.

Some of the analysts were saying, Now you're a cash cow, there's no growth at all, pay it all out in dividends, give me it all, you can't invest wisely.

It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow.

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them.

I think that's unjustified criticism. We have had a number of measures in place in this country for several years to mitigate the possibility of mad cow spreading in this country. We have found a single case.

I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so I thought, well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill this and I couldn't kill that.

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

Kiss till the cow comes home.

Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!

I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves of books about Tolkien and Middle-earth, and I was like, 'Holy cow, what else am I missing out on?'

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.

I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.