Carrot Quotes

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I'm a gnarly carrot kind of guy.

Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.