Bowling Quotes

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.

The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate.

I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

I'm sure Putnam is right that there's been a decline in certain kinds of organizations like bowling leagues. But people participate in communities in other ways.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.

But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set. We don't have a bowling alley in our basement. We don't have houses on the beach and one in New York and one in L.A.

After tea it's back to painting - a large poplar at dusk with a gathering storm. From time to time instead of this evening painting session I go bowling in one of the neighbouring villages, but not very often.

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.