Bloody Quotes

I have a 13-year-old daughter who rents these bloody horror movies, and I can't even walk into the room when she's watching them with her friends.

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.

One night Roger was in a foul mood and he threw his entire bloody drumset across the stage. The thing only just missed me - I might have been killed.

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?

I keep seeing myself in my daughter, and I see my mother in me and in her. Bloody hell.

Hate is able to provoke disorders, to ruin a social organization, to cast a country into a period of bloody revolutions; but it produces nothing.

I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now.

I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.

I'm a compulsive musician, but it's also a bloody good way out of having to do anything else.

As the world's finest democracy, we do not do guillotines. But there are other less bloody rituals of humiliation, designed to reassure the populace that order is restored, the Republic cleansed.

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.

I couldn't bloody believe a prime-time TV show would have an Iraqi ex-Republican Guard torturer as a main character.

No one need think that the world can be ruled without blood. The civil sword shall and must be red and bloody.

An isolationist America is no bloody use to anyone.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

To give victory to the right, not bloody bullets, but peaceful ballots only, are necessary.

What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

Writing for children is bloody difficult; books for children are as complex as their adult counterparts, and they should therefore be accorded the same respect.

Well, that's what it was bloody well designed to do, wasn't it?

It didn't take long for the world to realize that the Shah was an enlightened liberal next to the bloody reactionary regime that followed, and which executed more people in three months than the Shah had done in 30 years.

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

It took us a lot of man hours to get that bloody white hair out, so it's good to get rid of it.

Playing and singing at the same time is pretty cool, but sometimes it's difficult to know when you can just really let go a bit because you've got to get back to bloody microphone and sing some stuff.

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around.

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I'd make a bloody fortune.