Bite Quotes

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

I've never doubted that apartheid - because it was of itself fundamentally, intrinsically evil - was going to bite the dust eventually.

In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.

Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.

Well, sometimes if I go out to dinner with my family, people will come up to me and put their hand across my plate for me to shake, sometimes when I have a bite of food in my mouth. I find this a bit disturbing.

The belief is growing on me that the disease is communicated by the bite of the mosquito... She always injects a small quantity of fluid with her bite - what if the parasites get into the system in this manner.

I didn't respond to people thrusting microphones at me and asking me questions that were unanswerable in a sound bite.

I'd like to find someone to procreate with - as sexy as that sounds. If you're out and about and fit the description, come up and say hi. I won't bite. Well, maybe a little, if you're lucky.

No performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth.

I just tend to do things to myself that I don't realize I'm doing. Sometimes I bite my lip so that it splits and hurts, and yet I can't stop. And sometimes I'd play shows on the last run, I'd scratch my neck while I was singing, and I'd horrified to see these red streaks of blood after.

So many self-help ideas are like meringue - you take a big bite, and there's nothing there.

Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.

I was a very fearful little kid, and I would always see the worst in everything. The glass was half-empty. I would see people kissing, and I would think one was trying to bite the other.

You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.

Just as the only reservoir for the typhus virus in nature is provided by man, so the only vector of infection is the louse. The bite of the louse is not virulent immediately after the infecting meal. It becomes so only towards the 7th day following infection.

If I were asked for a one-sentence sound bite on religion, I would say I was against it.

So the characters that I choose, I like to make sure that they have depth and that they have some sort of bite. It's more fun.

I bite my fingernails. That's probably not a good thing.

My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

Mad, is he? Then I hope he will bite some of my other generals.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.