Bald Quotes

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.

We're all born bald, baby.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.