Bald Quotes

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.

We're all born bald, baby.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.