There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. W. C. Fields
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. W. C. Fields
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
