Quotes By Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

The road to success is always under construction.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.

We're all in this alone.

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.