Quotes By Kinky Friedman

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.