Quotes By Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

I see an issue I like, and I support it.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Young people are the key to this election.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.