Wrists Quotes

Instead of slashing my wrists, I just write a bunch of really crummy songs.

It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

Rarely in broadcasting history has so much been riding on the whimsical flick of a few thousand wrists.

Before I would hurt a child, I would slit my wrists.

I read in the paper that I'd slashed my wrists. But I didn't.