Who Quotes

Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.

There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think they are righteous.

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain hoping to be struck by lightning.

I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

I had the good fortune of speaking with Orson Wells many decades ago and he said 'Success is primarily luck anyway.' And I have been very lucky. Of course, Orson Wells was enormously talented and brilliant - so who am I to argue with him!

In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their own.

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.