Switzerland Quotes

There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.

I look upon Switzerland as an inferior sort of Scotland.

And it is practically the same in the case of the four or five million poor peasants in France, and also for Switzerland, Belgium, Holland, and two of the Scandinavian countries. Everywhere small and medium sized industry prevails.

I live in Italy. I visit my family in Switzerland.

I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.

My main place is in Switzerland, but I live on a plane, really.