Stupid Quotes

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.

In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can't give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it's just been easier to be single.

I am a Westerner. We're not going to change the West by going East. The East has a lot to teach us, but essentially it's like a mirror, saying, hey, can't you see what's here in your own religion, what are you, stupid?

I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?

Such a faith would be fatal to my reason, to my liberty, and even to the success of my undertakings; it would immediately transform me into a stupid slave, an instrument of the will and interests of others.

I just had lunch with Slash two days ago. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn't created because of some stupid grudge. That's a shame.

You can only be stupid when you're young.

If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid.

People want a result. Immigrant voters aren't stupid, and they're going to know who's on their side.

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam.

I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid.

Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting - only woman at the table - and I'd think, 'OK well, I don't think I'll say that. It may sound stupid.' And then some man says it, and everybody thinks it's completely brilliant, and you are so mad at yourself for not saying something.

You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have.

It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

I believe I am a person with unusual talents. I think I'd be a liar or stupid if I were to deny that.

Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.

I wanted to become a champ - I was surrounded by champs in my family and in my neighborhood - and because of this stupid accident, I lost my opportunity.

Before, I was so stupid. But, you know, when you have friends who died on the street, you say, okay, let's calm down. It's not the kind of energy I want to have in life. I want to go slower, and longer.

You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain't got time for this, just be happy and don't be stupid. If I've got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I'm not worried.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.

The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.