Stupid Quotes

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I was very against pink and purple when I was young, because they were girls' colors. But that was only because I didn't want people to write me off for what I can do. When I got into my 20s, I decided that was stupid.

I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.

We foolishly did not realize Saddam was stupid.

Memo to White House: Calling voters stupid is not a winning strategy.

I've got a 27-inch waist. Before, I was stupid smaller. Finding clothes in the South was impossible.

I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.

When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid - in which case all comment is superfluous - or it is something formidable, the very crux of the problem.

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality.

I mean, I've been stupid in the past, and I've learned from that.

Traditionally the show must go on which is a stupid thing to say, but that in a nutshell is what's going on. We have a new record out; if we won't tour, the new record dies. It's reality - it's what business is nowadays. You just need to tour to sell your albums.

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette. I don't know if that's just because of a societal preconceived notion that all blondes are stupid, but it's a different kind of attitude.

I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.

I'd be stupid not to take into consideration that there are certain things people will not consider me for because my name is Lopez. And I know I can do any kind of role. I don't want anybody to say, Oh, she can't pull this off. So those are barriers that you have to overcome.

I've learned people are watching, so don't do nothing stupid.

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

I say stupid white men are always the problem. That's never going to change.

It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.

Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown... they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!

At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

I never consciously said, 'I want to be an actor.' It sounds stupid, but it's kind of like being a painter or something. You don't say, 'From today on I'm going to be a painter.' It's not something conscious - you've just been painting pictures all your life.