Squash Quotes

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

I've been playing squash almost daily for 38 years.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I took all my wax studies and threw them in the fire... that's the way it is when something unpleasant happens to me. I take my hammer and I squash a figure.

Squash has been my life and I owe a lot to the sport.

Shine like the day I set cosmic eyes on you, friend, by the light of the sweet squash in my lovely laser broom.

My definition of winning at squash is playing and surviving, and I've never lost a match.

Dive on them and squash them if you must.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash was my livelihood and as in business, I had to stay on top.

Everything is changing in squash. Lots of television coverage and the game has become very professional.

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.

You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the moments that define the cook's year. I get more excited by that than anything else.

I used to play a lot of racket sports, tennis and squash.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

Squash has the credentials to become an olympic event and our goal is to see the sport in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. We are working towards this and will keep trying even if our bid is not successful.