Sober Quotes

Therefore, let us not despair, but instead, survey the position, consider carefully the action we must take, and then address ourselves to our common task in a mood of sober resolution and quiet confidence, without haste and without pause.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.

I've written songs sober and I've written songs high.

Getting sober was one of the three pivotal events in my life, along with becoming an actor and having a child. Of the three, finding my sobriety was the hardest thing.

The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.

Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

It would be better that England should be free than that England should be compulsorily sober.

Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

I know that some endeavor to throw the mantle of romance over the subject and treat woman like some ideal existence, not liable to the ills of life. Let those deal in fancy who have nothing better to deal in; we have to do with sober, sad realities, with stubborn facts.