She Quotes

My mother should have been Jewish. She could have taught a class on how to induce guilt.

A drunkard in the gutter is just where he ought to be, according to the fitness and tendency of things. Nature has set upon him the process of decline and dissolution by which she removes things which have survived their usefulness.

And she could never give me an answer. And I realized that, you know, I had a problem on my hands.

My beautiful wife is dead. She meant everything to me. Her laughter, her tears and her joy will remain with me the rest of my life.

She kindly laments that I am not of the party, and to be sure I honour great ladies, and I admire great wits, but I am of the same opinion in regard to assemblies that is held concerning oysters, that they are never good in a month that has not the letter R in it.

My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

I usually do get the tomboy parts in the movies, which is kind of like me, but not totally. I like to shop as much as Ashley, but she is a little more of a girlie-girl than me.

I know it's popular to say this because she's the woman of the moment, but Halle Berry. Not only does she have obvious audience appeal and star quality, but she's a damn good actress too.

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.

I like when a girl knows what she looks like and dresses to accentuate those features.

Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her.

Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.

I served, she came to the net, it was a passing shot.

In my early days I was a contract player at Universal and I had a wonderful mentor named Monique James, who was head of talent there, and she used to drag me on sets to do parts.

Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of there.

My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.

My sister used to say I had a frail chest and she 'd beat me up all the time.

The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is. The adolescent says no to assert who she is not.

Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing has no compassion and virtually no humor. She has a philosophical and economical message that she is passing off as fiction, but it really isn't fiction at all.

And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me.

When I was quite young, she was working in a hardware store, so I grew up knowing about hardware.

She was my first love, and I loved her as only a boy loves.

Beauty ought to look a little surprised: it is the emotion that best suits her face. The beauty who does not look surprised, who accepts her position as her due - she reminds us too much of a prima donna.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

She ne'er was really charming till she died.

Fortune pays you sometimes for the intensity of her favors by the shortness of their duration. She soon tires of carrying any one long on her shoulders.

Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.

These girls come; they last one season; they're completely used up and dried out and sent back home. That's not how to make a life. I want a girl to come in knowing full well what she's getting into and being able to deal and make decisions that will create a career.