Pets Quotes

It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets.

People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also have overweight pets. That's not genetic.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

My father loved people, children and pets.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I like people who are still actively creating in their life, who aren't set, I don't feel like I'm set. And I don't have any baggage, for better or worse. I don't have any plants or pets or kids. I can lock the door and go. I need to be with somebody for whom that's okay.

There was a point when I almost gave up. I couldn't feed myself. I couldn't feed my pets.

I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now.