Parking Quotes

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.

Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.

If your access to health care involves your leaving work and driving somewhere and parking and waiting for a long time, that's not going to promote healthiness.

I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

So, the point I'm making is, we are not going to cut spending in Washington if we think it's the job of every congressman and senator is to pave local parking lots and build local sewer plants. These parochial interests are getting in the way of the national interests.

Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we're just having too much fun.