Milk Quotes

There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

Like most North Americans, I'd been raised on the notion that milk is the first food, and everybody must like it because it's so good and so important for growing up and for being healthy.

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

My first job was in sixth grade, sweeping the clay tennis courts at the yacht club near my house, which I was not a member of. Always had to pay my own rent. But I don't really have any concept of how money works. I don't know how much things cost. Like a BMW. Or a quart of milk. It's embarrassing.

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.