Me Quotes

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.

Confusion makes people uncomfortable. They can't put their finger on me.

And to me, fame is not a positive thing. The idea of being famous is a lot better than the reality. It's fantastic when you go to premieres and people cheer you, but it's not real. And it's totally not my approach to get my name on a club door just because I can.

The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.

Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

I realised it was only me who was stopping myself from living my life.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

The great thing about the United States and the historically magnetic effect it has had on a lot of people like me is its generosity, to put it simply.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

My father wasn't around when I was a kid, and I used to always say, 'Why me? Why don't I have a father? Why isn't he around? Why did he leave my mother?' But as I got older I looked deeper and thought, 'I don't know what my father was going through, but if he was around all the time, would I be who I am today?'

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.

The political scene is already so turgid, it doesn't need more of that from me.

The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker.

Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

If everyone could learn that what is right for me does not make it right for anyone else, the world would be a much happier place.

We are the miracle of force and matter making itself over into imagination and will. Incredible. The Life Force experimenting with forms. You for one. Me for another. The Universe has shouted itself alive. We are one of the shouts.

What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I've done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It's up to me to make it right.