Mattress Quotes

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation.

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office.

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales.