Laugh Quotes

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.

I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself.

My duty is to try to reach beauty. Cinema is emotion. When you laugh you cry.

A laugh, if purchased at the expense of propriety, costs too much.

I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

TV is so seductive with a great workday. You're going to work and making people laugh, and that's fantastic.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?'

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.

I would be sad if it ended now. It's been the best job I've had by a long shot, especially creatively because the writing is so good. Every week I get the script and I laugh out loud and get excited for the different stuff we get to do.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.

Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!