Kids Quotes

When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

I realized that everything I do is fantasy, whether it is an adult movie or a kids movie.

In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.

I think a lot of what is going on with kids who get pushed too far and attempt either murder or suicide is that they are trying to deal with their own non-existence for the people who are supposed to care most for them.

Seems like most of the kids today are into other sports other than tennis.

I still have the art projects my kids made for me 20 years ago. I cherish them, crude and silly as some of them may be.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

My kids love vinyl, I had to teach them how to put the needle on the records. Now they're worried about scratching the records, but it's incredible!

Male athletes don't get dropped when they father kids.

There's nothing unique about me as a parent. I am a parent. My kids are kids. We do the best we can do.

I was definitely different from the other kids... I was more ambitious. I knew what I liked and what I wanted, and I worked really hard. I was a very serious kid.

In a world with no systems, with chaos, everything becomes a guerilla struggle, and this predictability is not there. And it becomes almost impossible to save lives, educate kids, develop economies, whatever.

Everything we say signifies; everything counts, that we put out into the world. It impacts on kids, it impacts on the zeitgeist of the time.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.

Probably the best part of my life has been watching the kids play their games.

With two kids it's hard to find down time to write so I often write during their nap time.

I've noticed that since I've been pregnant I see babies everywhere. I love talking to them. I never used to really like kids that much. I guess it comes out of you naturally.

I want my kids to see me as Dad, for God's sake, not a television personality.

Gay kids need to stop killing themselves because they are made to feel worthless by cruel and relentless bullying.

In school the kids thought I was freaky because I made straight A's and daydreamed a lot.

I like the fact that kids are willing to be imaginative and go along with me when I'm telling strange tales.

Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.

When moms and dads put their kids in acting class, good luck. Because you're just filling them with stuff they don't need yet.

Kids are now eating things like edamame and sushi. I didn't know what shiitake mushrooms were when I was 10 - most kids today do.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.

What I'd love to do is work with kids in the U.S. to raise their awareness and encourage them to be global citizens. We're all connected these days; we can listen to the same music as kids all around the world and share our ideas.

I've realized how precious life is. When I was younger, I was more adventurous. I felt invincible. I was game for everything. As a mom, I don't want to get injured because then I can't take care of my kids.