Joke Quotes

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour of Magic' most of the city is set alight. It's a joke, in much the same way that the Earth is destroyed almost at the start of Douglas Adams's 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.'

A symphony is no joke.

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it.

When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home.

Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.

Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, It's covered with Gene Autry posters. He was my first musical influence.