Husbands Quotes

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Without husbands, women have to focus on earning more. They work longer hours, they're willing to relocate and they're more likely to choose higher-paying fields like technology.

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.

Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.

I focused on where she was from of course, her voice and her history, her relationship with God - her religion. This was probably the strongest relationship she has had, really. She never seemed to maintain close relationships with husbands.

Our children are not going to be just "our children" - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.