Husband Quotes

I met my second husband on a bus. We looked at each other and that was it. We were both married to other people at the time and behaved badly, but we didn't seem to have any choice. We were very happy for nearly 50 years and would still be together if it wasn't for the bloody railways.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

I don't understand boys - just ask my husband.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view.

I was raised really poor and so was my husband.

I wish that my husband's friends had left him where he is, happy and contented in retirement.

I printed a list of Irish names from the Internet and my husband, Dave, saw Finley on the list. I really liked it but didn't want to scare Dave off with my enthusiasm. So I used a little reverse psychology and let him think it was his idea.

They see a work ethic in both of us. But, they also see that my husband is more in control of his future, and I am more reliant on other sources for my career.

My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.

I practice yoga at home to a TV show called 'Inhale,' taught by Steve Ross. I figured that if the people on the show could stretch that deep then I could too. I ended up pulling my hip flexor. But that's how I met my husband. Paul was the physical therapist my coach called to meet with me after hours.

But I now think what I was doing, in a completely unconscious way, was getting off the turf where my husband and I might be rivals. We were both working in fiction... so I look back and I see that I consciously vacated the contested ground.

Women, you can have it all - a loving man, devoted husband, loving children, a fabulous career.

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

I was doing everything I could think of to protect my husband and keep him alive.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

When you're filming, you work 19-hour days and you know more about what's going on with your crew and co-workers than you do with your husband. You're away, you miss things. It's taxing. Relationships fail because of it.

My priorities are always going to be my husband and my family now. That's a huge, huge thing.

My first book took five years to write and I made $1,000 on it. The second took three years and I made $3,000. All this time I was a housewife being supported by a husband. I was very lucky.

As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about!

I can't whistle. My husband makes fun of me for that.

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it.

Directing doesn't appeal to me. I'm much more in the world of ideas. My husband is a director, and I understand what it takes to direct. It's a skill set where you have to be able to talk to actors and understand them, and I don't. It's a very different way of being in the world, and I much prefer writing and producing.

I'm lucky that I have such a hands on husband.

The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.

The number of vacations me and my husband have canceled... if you really want a job, book a non-refundable vacation. But obviously we're blessed too.

I'm a terrible husband.

What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.